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    ??????祈??????淵??????獲??????馮??????梓??????之??????助??????，??????再??????度??????立??????功??????，??????得??????休??????沐??????三??????日??????。

    ??????「??????我??????們??????去??????小??????旅??????行??????吧??????，??????嘿??????嘿??????～??????」??????馮??????梓??????開??????心??????道??????。

    ??????高??????高??????在??????上??????的??????總??????管??????大??????人??????面??????無??????表??????情??????望??????了??????女??????人??????一??????眼??????，??????又??????闔??????目??????養??????神??????。

    ??????「??????我??????知??????道??????你??????剛??????下??????朝??????不??????想??????動??????腦??????，??????所??????以??????呢??????，??????我??????都??????想??????好??????了??????，A??????計??????畫B??????計??????畫C??????計??????畫??????，??????讓??????你??????選??????。??????」

    ??????馮??????梓??????喜??????孜??????孜??????地??????攤??????開??????一??????張??????宣??????紙??????遞??????給??????祈??????淵??????，??????上??????面??????有??????歪??????歪??????扭??????扭??????的??????毛??????筆??????字??????跡??????，??????他??????沒??????接??????過??????。

    ??????「??????傷??????眼??????。??????」??????祈??????淵??????又??????闔??????上??????眼??????。

    ??????「??????那就??????讓??????小??????的??????來??????為??????您??????解??????說??????。這??????個A??????計??????畫??????嘛??????，??????就??????是??????我??????們??????可??????以??????到??????海??????邊??????戲??????水??????，??????然??????後??????找??????間??????民??????宿??????過??????夜??????，??????晚??????上??????呢??????，??????就??????一??????起??????做??????羞??????羞??????的??????事??????。??????」

    ??????馮??????梓???????????曖昧??????地??????笑??????著??????，??????指??????尖??????還??????不??????規??????矩??????地??????在??????祈??????淵??????手??????背??????上??????撓??????兩??????下??????，??????他??????不??????動??????如??????山??????。

    ??????「??????乙??????者??????為??????何??????？??????」??????祈??????淵??????問??????道??????。

    ??????「B??????計??????畫??????是??????去??????冕??????山??????玩??????耍??????，??????傳??????聞??????前??????朝??????有??????位??????情??????深??????不??????壽??????的??????秦??????安??????秦??????大??????人??????，??????在??????冕??????山??????山??????腳??????下??????蓋??????了??????間??????平??????房??????，??????金??????屋??????藏??????嬌........??????」

    ??????「??????金??????屋??????藏??????嬌??????？??????」??????祈??????淵??????打??????斷??????馮??????梓??????問??????。

    ??????「??????就??????是??????前??????朝??????太??????后??????呀??????，??????秦??????安??????狡??????兔??????三??????窟??????，??????海??????邊??????小??????屋??????、??????冕??????山??????平??????房??????與??????郊??????外??????私??????宅??????，??????都??????是??????為??????了??????帶??????太??????后??????遊??????玩??????而??????建??????，??????真??????是??????個??????浪??????漫??????的??????男??????人??????啊??????。??????」??????馮??????梓??????讚??????嘆??????。

    ??????「??????秦??????安??????是??????被??????迫??????成??????為??????那??????太??????后??????的??????男??????寵??????，??????焉??????有??????私??????情??????，??????道??????聽??????塗??????說??????，??????以??????訛??????傳??????訛??????。??????」??????祈??????淵??????道??????。

    ??????「??????哎??????呀??????，??????是......??????那??????史??????冊??????上??????寫??????的??????，??????不??????會??????錯??????。??????」

    ??????前??????朝??????太??????后??????yin??????亂??????宮??????廷??????，??????男??????寵??????無??????數??????，??????最??????後??????於??????白??????雲??????寺??????懺??????悔??????終??????老??????，??????正??????史??????上??????是??????有??????記??????載??????的??????。

    ??????「??????哼??????，??????男??????人??????當??????皇??????帝??????，??????沒??????一??????個??????好??????東??????西??????，??????事??????實??????才??????不??????是??????這??????樣??????呢??????！??????」??????馮??????梓??????罵??????道??????。

    ??????祈??????淵??????蹙??????起??????眉??????道??????：

    ??????「??????慎??????言??????。??????」

    ??????馮??????梓??????吐??????吐??????舌??????，??????又??????道??????：

    ??????「??????那??????個??????太??????后??????娘??????娘??????，??????跟??????我??????一??????樣??????，??????是??????另??????一??????時??????空??????的??????魂??????魄??????附??????體??????，??????秦??????安??????愛??????她??????如??????命??????，??????她??????死??????後??????不??????到??????十??????年??????，??????秦??????安??????也??????死??????了??????，??????後??????來??????投??????生......??????」

    ??????「??????子??????不??????語??????怪??????力??????亂??????神??????。??????」??????祈??????淵??????又??????打??????斷??????她??????。

    ??????「??????好??????吧??????，??????我??????是??????要??????說??????，??????他??????們??????曾??????經??????上??????冕??????山??????遊??????玩??????，??????在??????溪??????水??????星??????空??????下??????做??????羞??????羞??????的??????事??????，B??????計??????劃??????就??????是........??????嘿??????嘿??????。??????」??????馮??????梓??????對??????著??????他??????眨??????眼??????。

    ??????哪??????有??????記??????載??????得??????如??????此??????詳??????細??????的??????史??????冊??????？

    ??????不??????過??????相識以??????來??，??????馮??????梓??????說??????的??????無??????一??????不??????應??????，??????對??????祈??????淵??????與??????相??????關??????人??????等??????也??????知??????之??????甚??????詳??????，??????得??????她??????相??????助??????，??????順??????風??????順??????水??????，??????平??????步??????青??????雲??????，??????故??????他??????不??????懷??????疑??????馮??????梓??????所??????言??????，??????只??????是??????也??????從??????不??????探??????聽??????與??????己??????無??????關??????之??????事??????。

    ??????「??????丙??????者??????。??????」

    ??????「C??????計??????劃??????呢??????，??????就??????是??????去??????參??????觀??????秦??????安??????的??????郊??????外??????私??????宅??????，??????看??????能??????不??????能??????溜??????進??????去??????做??????羞??????羞??????的??????事??????，??????如??????果??????不??????行??????，??????我??????們??????就??????來??????場??????野??????炊??????，??????露??????天??????過??????夜??????吧??????！??????」

    ??????馮??????梓??????呵??????呵??????地??????笑??????著??????，??????如??????將??????要??????解??????鍊??????放??????風??????的??????狗??????兒??????一??????般??????高??????興??????。

    ??????「??????既??????都??????是??????想??????行??????魚??????水??????之??????歡??????，??????無??????須??????出??????宮??????。??????」??????祈??????淵??????又??????闔??????上??????眼??????。

    ??????「??????你??????也??????太??????會??????抓??????重??????點??????了??????吧??????！??????不??????愧??????是??????我??????心??????愛??????的??????腦??????公??????。??????」

    ??????結??????對??????食??????後??????，??????馮??????梓??????言??????語??????越??????發??????親??????密??????，??????常??????用??????些??????古??????怪??????的??????詞??????兒??????，??????祈??????淵??????習??????以??????為??????常??????。

    ??????馮??????梓????????????幫??????他??????揉捏按摩肩頭??????，??????又??????道??????：

    ??????「??????這??????魚??????水??????之??????歡??????呢??????，??????也??????講??????究??????氣??????氛??????的??????，??????偶??????爾??????換??????個??????地??????方??????，??????才??????有??????情??????趣??????呀??????。??????」

    ??????祈??????淵??????不??????置??????可??????否??????。

    ??????隔??????日??????清??????晨??????，??????祈??????淵??????被??????身??????上??????重??????量??????壓??????醒??????，??????馮??????梓??????笑??????瞇??????瞇??????地??????趴??????在??????他??????胸??????膛??????。

    ??????「??????腦??????公??????早??????安??????，??????我??????們??????今??????天??????是??????要??????選A??????計??????畫??????、B??????計??????畫??????還??????是C??????計??????劃??????呢??????？??????」

    ??????「??????這??????三??????日??????本??????座??????已??????有??????安??????排??????。??????」

    ??????馮??????梓??????愣??????了??????愣??????，??????掄??????起??????拳??????頭??????捶??????了??????他??????一??????下??????。

    ??????「??????討??????厭??????欸??????你??????！??????」

    ??????又用左右兩個拳頭連捶幾下。

    ??????「??????討??????厭??????討??????厭????啦～??????」

    ??????祈??????淵??????不??????還??????手??????，??????只??????道??????：

    ??????「??????家??????暴??????。??????」

    ??????馮??????梓??????立??????即??????收??????了??????手??????：

    ??????「??????哦??????，??????對??????，??????你??????容??????易??????瘀??????青......??????真??????的??????哪??????裡??????都??????不??????能??????去??????玩??????？??????三??????天??????假??????耶??????。??????」

    ??????祈??????淵??????坐??????起??????身??????：

    ??????「??????午??????後??????再??????議??????。??????」

    ??????就??????這??????樣??????也??????不??????理??????她??????，??????著??????衣??????出??????去??????了??????。