2妳被龍當成寵物打屁屁
????飛????回????龍????窩????的????路????上????，????妳????覺????得????自????己????很????像????阿????凡????達????，????忍????不????住????高????呼????兩????聲????，????還????順????便????用????手????機????拍????下????自????己????騎????著????龍????飛????行????的????影????片????。 ????龍????的????巢????xue????讓????妳????當場呆???愣住????，????它????在????一????個????天????然????形????成????的????岩????壁????凹????處????上????，????非????常????寬????敞????，????地????上????鋪????滿????粉????紅????色????的????葉????片????，????裡????面????有????個????粉????紅????色????的????巨????大????吊????床????，????點????綴????著????一????些????粉????紅????色????的????乾????燥????花????朵????和????漿????果????。 ????不????說????的????話????，????還????以????為????是????公????主????的????房????間????呢????。 ????當????然????，????很????快????妳????就????反????應????過????來????這????是????粉????紅????龍????的????窩????，????因????為????整????個????巢????xue????佈????置????，????跟????牠????身????上????的????顏????色????一????模????一????樣????！ ????粉????紅????龍????把????妳????扔????在????地????上????，????盯????著????妳????看????了????一????會????兒????，????然????後????開????始????用????牠????的????前????腳????撥????弄????妳????玩????耍????。 ????嗯????，????牠????玩????妳????，????就????像????貓????撥????毛????線????球????那????樣????的????玩????，????然????後????又????像????狗????一????樣????咬????住????妳????的????衣????服????把????妳????叼????起????來????。 ????妳????傻????傻????地????被????玩????了????一????陣????子????，????才????忽????然????想????起????，????妳????不????是????玩????具????。 ????「????放????我????下????來????！????放????！????我????！????下????！????來????！????放????我????下????來????放????我????下????來????放????我????下????來????！????」 ????妳????大????叫????著????但????粉????紅????龍????不????甩????妳????，????妳????開????始????拳????打????腳????踢????，????粉????紅????龍????咧????開????嘴????發????出????咯????咯????咯????的????低????沉????嗓????音????，????妳????從????牠????嘴????裡????掉????下????來????，????落????在????柔????軟????的????粉????紅????葉????子????上????。 ????「????你????，????不????許????這????樣????玩????我????，????我????不????是????玩????具????！????」 ????妳????皺????著????眉????頭????叉????著????腰????，????指????著????粉????紅????龍????很????認????真????地????說????。 ????粉????紅????龍????又????發????出????低????沉????的????咯????咯????聲????。 ????牠????在????笑????。 ????牠????覺????得????妳????很????好????玩????。 ????「????笑????什????麼????笑????！????我????說????我????不????是????玩????具????！????聽????懂????了????沒????？????」 ????粉????紅????龍????伸????出????右????前????掌????拍????拍????妳????的????頭????，????像????妳????安????撫????妳????的????綠????鬣????蜥????那????樣????。 ????「......????」 ????從????這????一????刻????開????始????，????妳????們????的????主????寵????關????係????就????確????定????了????，????妳????成????為????龍????的????寵????物????，????而????牠????像????妳????照????顧????綠????鬣????蜥????那????樣????照????顧????妳????。 ????粉????紅????龍????在????牠????的????粉????紅????大????吊????床????旁????邊????，????替????妳????做????了????個????粉????紅????小????吊????床????，????妳????後????來????發????現????吊????床????材????質????是????一????種????巨????大????闊????葉????植????物????的????葉????子????，????經????久????不????枯????，????很????有????彈????性????，????睡????在????上????面????像????睡????高????級????彈????簧????床????。 ????事????後????想????想????，????妳????也????覺????得????很????奇????怪????，????自????己????竟????然????沒????擔????心????被????牠????吃????掉????，????還????敢????對????牠????大????小????聲????。 ????但????牠????的????確????吃????素????。 ????傍????晚????，????粉????紅????龍????帶????回????各????式????各????樣????的????粉????紅????色????果????實????，????有????長????得????像????香????蕉????的????、????番????茄????的????、????草????莓????的????、????柳????橙????的????，????每????種????吃????起????來????風????味????都????不????同????，????但????通????通????都????是????粉????紅????色????的????。 ????妳????覺????得????自????己????可????能????會????拉????出????粉????紅????色????的????屎????。 ????對????了????，????排????泄????問????題????。 ????「????我????要????在????哪????裡????上????廁????所????啊????？????上????廁????所????，????就????是????小????便????、????大????便????的????意????思????。????」 ????粉????紅????龍????當????然????聽????不????懂????，????最????後????妳????只????好????到????離????吊????床????最????遠????的????位????置????，????撒????一????泡????尿????，????又????拉????一????坨????屎????。 ????妳????覺????得????有????點????不????好????意????思????，????但????沒????辦????法????，????這????是????最????快????讓????牠????理????解????的????方????式????，????而????且????妳????憋????了????大????半????天????，????實????在????也????忍????不????住????。 ????粉????紅????龍????盯????著????妳????的????排????泄????物????看????半????天????。 ????忽????然????妳????感????覺????屁????股????被????不????輕????不????重????拍????了????一????下????。 ????是????粉????紅????龍????捲????起????尾????巴????打????妳????，????妳????被????處????罰????了????，????就????像????狗????狗????亂????便????便????被????主????人????打????屁????屁????一????樣????。 ????牠????喉????嚨????裡????對????妳????發????出????一????種????聲????音????，????聽????起????來????有????點????高????亢????。 ????好????吧????，????養????過????寵????物????的????妳????完????全????知????道????牠????是????什????麼????意????思????。 ????小????東????西????，????不????可????以????在????家????裡????拉????臭????臭????哦????！ ????粉????紅????龍????蹲????下????來????，????要????妳????騎????到????牠????背????上????。 ????妳????爬????上????去????，????牠????飛????出????岩????洞????，????到????了????一????條????清????澈????的????河????邊????，????然????後????在????河????裡????拉????了????坨????巨????大????的????粉????紅????屎????示????範????給????妳????看????，????再????洗????洗????龍????屁????股????，????接????著????又????凝????視????妳????。 ????「????好????啦????！????我????知????道????了????！????以????後????上????廁????所????要????來????溪????邊????才????能????上????。????」 ????妳????只????好????脫????下????內????褲????又????尿????了????一????次????，????並????好????好????清????洗????私????處????。 ????而????粉????紅????龍????湊????過????來????用????長????長????的????粉????紅????色????舌????頭????舔????舔????妳????臉????，????表????示????對????寵????物????的????讚????許????。